i’m seriously considering picking up Super Metroid speedrunning.
Mycon: You are in the special place of Juffo-Wup. This is not permissible. Explain your reason for being here.
Orz: Orz are at *heavy space* *planet body* for *sliding* and
*parties*. Orz ships have the *GO! GO!* for *dancing* in *slow time*
Mycon: The Deep Children. Spears of light in the dark ness.
Dwellers in the Mohorovichic. I am Spleet. I am the purity monitor. I
died of spontaneous combustion 22,496 of your years ago.
Orz: *Happy Campers* are *happy*. It is best for *dancing* and
*parties*. You are not *Campers*, you are *sad animals*. It is too
Mycon: You are Non. There must only be Juffo-Wup. However, Void
is permissible. We shall proceed to Void the Non. I grow turgid.
Violent action ensues.
Orz: Orz will *dance* with Mycon *sad animals*! There will be
*parties* and *squeezing the juice*. *Ngaaaaaaaah*! It is *party* time!
dear lord, i had forgotten just how engrossing of a universe had been created by Star Control II…
just wasted about 2 hours looking through it.
teepo’s hair at 0:31.
results of my dreaming:
“how do you say ‘where are you?’ or ‘where is he’ in Shakespeare’s tongue?”
“how many peter man movies were there?”
oh i would love to just say FORGET IT.
but it’s more like